2012 MLB PREDICTIONS

NL EAST
1. Philadelphia Phillies       93-69
2. Miami Marlins              89-73
3. Washington Nationals   86-76
4. Atlanta Braves              82-80
5. New York Mets           81-81

NL CENTRAL
1. St. Louis Cardinals        93-69
2. Cincinnati Reds             87-75
3. Milwaukee Brewers      83-79
4. Pittsburgh Pirates          77-85
5. Chicago Cubs               71-91
6. Houston Astros             61-101

NL WEST
1. San Francisco Giants        92-70
2. Arizona Diamondbacks     87-75
3. Los Angeles Dodgers        83-79
4. Colorado Rockies             79-83
5. San Diego Padres              73-89

AL EAST
1. New York Yankees            96-66
2. Boston Redsox                    90-72
3. Tampa Bay Rays                 88-74
4. Toronto Bluejays                 84-78
5. Baltimore Orioles                 64-98

AL CENTRAL
1. Detroit Tigers                       98-64
2. Cleveland Indians                 81-81
3. Minnesota Twins                  80-82
4. Chicago Whitesox                76-86
5. Kansas City Royals               73-89

AL WEST
1. Los Angeles Angels               97-65
2. Texas Rangers                       91-71
3. Seattle Mariners                     79-83
4. Oakland Athletics                   77-85

2012 MLB PLAYOFFS

NL TIEBREAKER GAME
Cincinnati over Arizona

NL WILDCARD PLAY-IN GAME
Miami over Cincinnati

AL WILDCARD PLAY-IN GAME
Texas over Boston

NATIONAL LEAGUE DIVISION SERIES
Miami over St. Louis in 5
San Francisco over Philadelphia in 5

AMERICAN LEAGUE DIVISION SERIES
Detroit over Texas in 3
LA Angels over NY Yankees in 5

NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
San Francisco over Miami in 7

AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES
LA Angels over Detroit in 7

2012 WORLD SERIES
LA Angels over San Francisco in 4

2012 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM

2012 NHL Midseason Predictions

ATLANTIC DIVISION
1. New York Rangers  49-26-7   105
2. Philadelphia Flyers   47-28-7    101
3. Pittsburgh Penguins  46-31-5      97
4. New Jersey Devils   43-34-5      91
5. New York Islanders 32-39-11   75

NORTHEAST DIVISION
1. Boston Bruins          52-27-3      107
2. Ottawa Senators      43-30-9       95
3. Toronto Maple Leafs 39-35-8     86
4. Montreal Canadiens  36-35-11    83
5. Buffalo Sabres          37-37-8      82

SOUTHEAST DIVSION
1. Washington Capitals    45-33-4     94
2. Florida Panthers          36-31-15   87
3. Tampa Bay Lightning   39-37-6     84
4. Carolina Hurricanes     33-38-11   77
5. Winnipeg Jets              35-41-6     76

CENTRAL DIVISION
1. Detroit Redwings         53-27-2     108
2. Chicago Blackhawks   49-27-6     104
3. St. Louis Blues            46-26-10    102
4. Nashville Predators      45-29-8       98
5. Columbus Blue Jackets 23-51-8      54

NORTHWEST DIVISION
1. Vancouver Canucks     53-25-4     110
2. Minnesota Wild            40-33-9      89
3. Colorado Avalanche     40-39-3      83
4. Calgary Flames             35-39-8      78
5. Edmonton Oilers           30-43-9      69

PACIFIC DIVISION
1. San Jose Sharks           48-27-7      103
2. Los Angeles Kings        42-28-12     96
3. Dallas Stars                   42-37-3       87
4. Anaheim Ducks             37-37-8       82
5. Phoenix Coyotes           36-36-10     82

EASTERN CONFERNCE QUARTERFINALS
#1 Boston over #8 Florida in 5
#2 NY Rangers over #7 New Jersey in 6
#6 Ottawa over #3 Washington in 6
#4 Philadelphia over #5 Pittsburgh in 6

WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALS
#1 Vancouver over #8 Minnesota in 6
#7 Los Angeles over #2 Detroit in 7
#6 Nashville over #3 San Jose in 6
#4 Chicago over #5 St. Louis in 5

EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMI-FINALS
#1 Boston over #6 Ottawa in 7
#2 NY Rangers over #4 Philadelphia in 7

WESTERN CONFERENCE SEMI-FINALS
#7 Los Angeles over #1 Vancouver in 7
#4 Chicago over #6 Nashville in 7

EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
#2 NY Rangers over #1 Boston in 7

WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS
#4 Chicago over #7 Los Angeles in 5

2012 STANLEY CUP FINAL
NY Rangers over Chicago in 5

2012 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
New York Rangers

Random Thoughts- September 23, 2011

     Traffic was a nightmare this week in Manhattan due to people protesting the appearance of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  Why do people find the need to protest? What good does it serve? In most cases, all it does is hassle innocent people who have nothing to do with what your protesting about.  Ahmadinejad is going to speak at the U.N. whether you idiots are there or not, so you might as well go find yourselves jobs and go to them and do something with your life instead of wasting everybody's time and patience with your stupid protests. Protesting should be illegal.  I feel like starting a protest to protest this!  Who's with me? Oh wouldn't that be ironic.

     A fat guy named Martin Kessman is suing White Castle because he couldn't fit in to one of their booths.  Dude, if you go to White Castle and you can't fit in the seat, you're first course of action should be to STOP GOING TO WHITE CASTLE!  But no, let's sue. I deserve money because I can't get my fat ass into the seat.  White Castle even offered a fold out chair or other White Castle restaurants that have more adequate seating, but that wasn't enough for this fat bastard.  He needs his cheap pay day. Hopefully this fatso won't get a dime. 

     Dominos Pizza has a new thing called Pizza Tracker where you can track the status of your order from the time it gets out of the oven to when it is delivered to your door.   How about just delivering the fuckin' pizza on time!  Just concentrate on that. I don't need to know that it just got out of the oven or who is delivering the pizza. This is worthless information Dominos!! 

     More fast food fun. Dunkin Donuts during the summer has a promotion for their Iced Tea's.  Small, Medium, or Large Iced Tea. 99 cents for all sizes. Hmmmmmm A small is 99 cents, and a large is 99 cents.  I'll take the Large Khalid, thank you very much!   Also with Dunkin Donuts if you order a coffee and say "I'd like a small coffee with milk and sugar"  and then they reply back  Hot Coffee?   You should be legally allowed to climb over the counter and smack the shit out of them.  Of course hot coffee. If I wanted an Iced Coffee, I'd say ICED COFFEE!........  NOBODY orders an Iced Coffee and just says Coffee.  NOBODY!!   Get with it Dunkin Donuts.

     Finally, I know we are a lazy nation, but does it get any lazier than the @ symbol.  It's the word "At". It's 2 Fuckin Letters!!!  Do we need an abbreviated symbol for a 2 letter word??? I mean really come on. What's next the word "a" is going to be abbreviated to half of an a?   Who came up with this? 

2011 NFL PREDICTIONS

AFC EAST
1. New York Jets              12-4
2. New England Patriots    12-4
3. Miami Dolphins               7-9
4. Buffalo Bills                    3-13

AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Steelers         12-4
2. Baltimore Ravens           12-4
3. Cleveland Browns           8-8
4. Cincinnati Bengals           1-15

AFC SOUTH
1. Houston Texans             10-6
2. Tennessee Titans              9-7
3. Indianapolis Colts             8-8
4. Jacksonville Jaguars        5-11

AFC WEST
1. San Diego Chargers        11-5
2. Oakland Raiders               8-8
3. Kansas City Chiefs            7-9
4. Denver Broncos               4-12

NFC EAST
1. Philadelphia Eagles          11-5
2. Dallas Cowboys               9-7
3. New York Giants             8-8
4. Washington Redskins       4-12

NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers        12-4
2. Detroit Lions                   8-8
3. Chicago Bears                8-8
4. Minnesota Vikings          7-9

NFC SOUTH
1. Atlanta Falcons             13-3
2. New Orleans Saints      11-5
3. Tampa Bay Bucs            9-7
4. Carolina Panthers           5-11

NFC WEST
1. Seattle Seahawks           7-9
2. St. Louis Rams              6-10
3. Arizona Cardinals          5-11
4. San Francisco 49ers      4-12

AFC WILDCARD PLAYOFFS
#6 Baltimore over #3 San Diego
#5 New England over #4 Houston

NFC WILDCARD PLAYOFFS
#3 Philadelphia over #6 Dallas
#5 New Orleans over #4 Seattle

AFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
#1 NY Jets over #6 Baltimore
#5 New England over #2 Pittsburgh

NFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
#1 Atlanta over #5 New Orleans
#3 Philadelphia over #2 Green Bay

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#5 New England over #1 NY Jets

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#3 Philadelphia over #1 Atlanta

SUPERBOWL XLVI
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS VS. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

SUPERBOWL XLVI CHAMPIONS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Random Thoughts- August 26,2011

     Hurricane Irene is coming our way and it has to potential to be quite a devastating one.  Most people are taking the proper precautions, but others aren't. And do you know why some people aren't?  Because some people don't believe the hype? And why do some people not belive the hype? Because every time there is even a minor storm, the news hypes up everything like it's going to be armageddon. In the winter if we are going to have a snow storm of 6 inches, the news treats it like it's the storm of the century. Same thing applies here.  Now we have a case where there really is a cause for concern, and people aren't going to believe it because they are used to being scared by the news over small meaningless storms.   Thanks News.  Thanks for nothing.

     Not this will apply to the storm because I don't think it would be a good idea to be outside during it, but why are people so infatuated with umbrellas when it's barely drizzling out?  What do people think the rain is acid or something? If it's torrential downpour that's one thing, but many times I see that there is barely a rain drop out there and people are walking around with umbrellas.  Stick your umbrellas up your ass. I'm sick of walking around and nearly getting my eye poked out by these things because you can't get a little wet.  Toughen up people, rain isn't going to kill you.

     Last week VH1 presented the Do Something Awards, where they awarded celebrities for contributions to society.  I saw that Kim Kardashian made an appearance at the Awards.   Kim Kardashian at the Do Something Awards?  Oh what bitter irony.   Shouldn't you actually do something before you show up to an awards show called the Do Something Awards?  I do however hear that VH1 is planning an awards show called the "Get Married in August, Divorced by Christmas Awards"  Kim should be a perfect fit for that one.

     How come every time I go into a Dunkin Donuts and order a coffee, the guy has to ask me Hot Coffee?  No fuckin' lukewarm coffee.  Of course fuckin' hot coffee. If I wanted an Iced Coffee, I would say ICED!!  Nobody orders an Iced Coffee and just says Coffee, and if they do they deserve to have that Iced Coffee poured all over their head followed by a nice coffee, oh I mean HOT coffee.  Stop it Dunkin' Donuts employees, and bring back the Cherry Coolata while you're at it.

   
     Why do people get so infaturated over the fuckin' wave at a baseball game.  You see certain people at a game and they are like "Come on man, let's do the wave!, Let's get it started!!"  And they run up the aisles trying to get people to do the wave.  Is this why you pay your money to go to a ball game? So you can get a few thousand people to get out of their seat and go  "yay!"  Whoopie!!  Stop with the fuckin' wave already. I might just want to watch the game.  And sometimes these fuckers do it at a real important time of the game.  Anybody who tries to start the wave at ballgames should be shot.  No questions asked.

     And even worse than the wave is the stupid T-Shirt Launch.  People go crazy and barrel people over for a piece of shit T-Shirt!  They act like they are shooting Gold out of these cannons.  Calm down people. It's a fuckin piece of shit T-Shirt that says T-Shirt Launce on it. You're not moving up a notch in economic class over this. Sit down and watch the game. 

 

Random Thoughts- August 12, 2011

Random Thoughts- August 12, 2011

       This week there have been riots in London that have destroyed businesses and neighborhoods throughout. All of this rioting is because police shot to death a man while they were arresting him.  So of course the answer is protesting that is to destroy the city.  Hundreds of people have been arrested for the rioting over the past week and they should suffer severe consequences. I doubt they will and that's why crap like this continues to go on. All of these animals who were arrested should truly be treated like animals. I say take all of them to the local zoo and lock them into cages with all the other animals at the zoo.  If they want to act like wild animals, let them cohabitate with the wild animals at the zoo. And if that doesn't work, then simply just kill them all.  Our society would be much better off without people like this.

       I am still trying to figure out what 1-877-Kars for Kids is all about. I've have heard the stupid jingle 5 billion times throughout the past few years, but what  is the company all about? I have no idea.  Am I supposed to give them my up and running car or am I supposed to give them an old broken down car?  Do I get my car back?  Why do kids need cars? Kids can't drive.   I am assuming they take my car and then drive  kids to field trips and stuff with the car.  Isn't that what they have buses for?   And speaking of buses, why is it spelled the way it is.  Why isn't there another s in the middle.  The English people over at the dictionary dropped the ball on this one.

       You Ever see a bus or some type of vehicle have a bumper sticker that reads "This Vehicle Stops for Railroad Crossings".  Well.............  Congratulations!   Don't all vehicles stop for railroad crossings?  Let me see a Train is coming, the big gate thing is down.... Yeah I would say it would be a good idea to stop.  I don't get why there is a point made of this.   Wouldn't a bumper sticker that reads "I use oxygen to breathe"  be saying the same thing?

     If anybody deals with elevators in their daily lives, here's one for you.  Don't you just want to strangle the people who press the button even though it is already lit thinking that if they keep pressing the button the elevator is magically going to come. So let's see, Im on the ground floor yet the elevator is on the 27th floor, but if I keep pressing this button, a magic spell is going to occur and the elevator is going to show up on my floor now!! Stop being impatient fuckos and stop pressing the fuckin' button.


     What's with the term "Homemade Soup".  This is supposed to be a selling point. Who the fuck cares where you made it? How about "Good Tasting Soup"  That's what I want to hear. I don't care if you made it at home or in your car while sitting in traffic,  I want it to be good!!  Homemade? So what happens if a Restaurant or Deli is all out of home made soup and somebody places an order.  Does Raul have to go take a bus back to the home and make some soup so that it is officialy home made?

       Finally, what's the deal with the rapper Pitbull?  First off why does he have a collaboration with like every artist.  Can't the other's find somebody better to associate with? Why does this dope have to say "Mr.Worldwide" like every 5 seconds in all of his songs. We get it. You call yourself  Mr.Worldwide. STOP SAYING IT!   Mr. Worldwide, yeah I'm sure you're huge in Cambodia and Ethiopa. Mr. Douchebag is more like it.

Random Thoughts- August 5, 2011

       On Monday, a vote was held in Nassau County regarding building a brand new Nassau Coliseum to replace the outdated piece of junk that exists today.  Of course the plan was shot down by voters because God for bid we could ever build anything to make where we live a better place for this and future generations.  Taxpayers were up in arms about having their taxes raised.  It was proposed that the plan would raise taxes 58 dollars for the average taxpayer.  Nassau Country is one of the highest taxed counties in the Nation.  The average taxpayer pays nearly 10,000 dollars a year in taxes, and many more than that. So what is an extra 58 bucks?   So you can afford to pay 10,000 dollars in taxes, but 10,058 is where you draw the line?  58 bucks a year wouldn't even being a slight dent in your wallet. You can afford it. It's not like they were asking people from the projects who are on welfare to shell out an extra 58 bucks.  So now the Islanders have a good chance of moving, the revenue coming into the County will dissappear, Many jobs will be lost, businesses and restaurants around the area will go under and guess what will happen?  Taxes will be raised.  Good job Nassau County. Well hey at least you saved that extra tank of gas a year.  Good job Nassau.

       We are almost 2 weeks removed from the "tragic" death of Amy Winehouse.  Although I would replace the word tragic with inevitable.  There was nothing tragic about it.  She was a waste and it's just a good thing that she didn't take anybody else down with her.  Some people debated as to whether she would be remembered for being a great singer or for her problems with drugs?  Are you kidding?  That's not even a question.  She was ONLY famous because of her drug problems.  Does anybody even know another song from her besides that stupid Rehab Song?  "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said No, No, No".  Well maybe you should have said Yes, Yes, Yes. Then maybe you'd still be alive.  But hey at least she died doing what she loved.

       Alex Rodriguez is in the middle of a controversy because he was caught playing in an illegal poker game.  Really?  Don't we have more important things to crack down on?  There were reports that A-Rod could possibly be suspended by Major League Baseball for this.  If A-Rod is going to be suspended he should be suspended for being a douche, not because he played poker.

       The new season of Jersey Shore debuted last night.  I love it when some people who watch the show wonder why these idiots are rich and famous.  Maybe you should look in the mirror and then stop wondering. It's because people like you watch this show in droves, making these dopes rich and famous. Thankfully, however their fame and fortune will not last long.  It's safe to say their appeal will fade away hopefully soon, and their fame will be gone.  And with the collective lack of brain cells throughout the group, chances are their fortune will run out soon as well.  By the year 2020, DJ Pauly D will be DJing Block Parties,  Ronnie will be working the front desk at Planet Fitness, and Snookie and J-Woww will be working the local street corner.   Although they probably are doing that right now.

  The big story in New York a couple of weeks ago was the major heatwave that caused record breaking temperatures.  Don't you just love when the weathermen tell you "Today's temperature will be 95 degrees, but with the heat index, it will feel like 104".  Is that right?  Well if it feels like 104 degrees then guess what?  IT FUCKIN' IS 104 DEGREES!  Don't give me this feels like bullshit!  You don't go to a restaurant and order a Chicken Cutlet Parmesan and then the waiter comes back "Sir, here's your Chicken Cutlet Parmesan but with the Garlic index it feels like a Veal Cutlet".  Stop with this crap already.  If it feels like 104, then it is!  Case Closed!
     The news people are even worse when it comes to the heatwave.  They have to give you tips to beat the heat.  Like this is the first time it's ever been hot in the history of the world.  They will tell you things like "Be sure to drink plenty of liquids".  Really?  I was planning on baking a cake and shoving it down my throat to beat the heat, but I guess this liquid thing would be a better idea.  If you need the news to give you tips on beating the heat, shoot yourself because your stupid!

       Finally, why do people feel the need to correct themselves when they misspell an obvious word in either a text message or message post.  Like for example "The weather is so nice out. It's a prefect day".  And then they will make another post and write  "*perfect".  Well thank you very much for that. There is no possible way I could have ever figured out by myself what you meant. Thanks for clearing it up.  If people would stop doing this, life would be a little more prefect............  * Perfect.