Traffic was a nightmare this week in Manhattan due to people protesting the appearance of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Why do people find the need to protest? What good does it serve? In most cases, all it does is hassle innocent people who have nothing to do with what your protesting about. Ahmadinejad is going to speak at the U.N. whether you idiots are there or not, so you might as well go find yourselves jobs and go to them and do something with your life instead of wasting everybody's time and patience with your stupid protests. Protesting should be illegal. I feel like starting a protest to protest this! Who's with me? Oh wouldn't that be ironic.
A fat guy named Martin Kessman is suing White Castle because he couldn't fit in to one of their booths. Dude, if you go to White Castle and you can't fit in the seat, you're first course of action should be to STOP GOING TO WHITE CASTLE! But no, let's sue. I deserve money because I can't get my fat ass into the seat. White Castle even offered a fold out chair or other White Castle restaurants that have more adequate seating, but that wasn't enough for this fat bastard. He needs his cheap pay day. Hopefully this fatso won't get a dime.
Dominos Pizza has a new thing called Pizza Tracker where you can track the status of your order from the time it gets out of the oven to when it is delivered to your door. How about just delivering the fuckin' pizza on time! Just concentrate on that. I don't need to know that it just got out of the oven or who is delivering the pizza. This is worthless information Dominos!!
More fast food fun. Dunkin Donuts during the summer has a promotion for their Iced Tea's. Small, Medium, or Large Iced Tea. 99 cents for all sizes. Hmmmmmm A small is 99 cents, and a large is 99 cents. I'll take the Large Khalid, thank you very much! Also with Dunkin Donuts if you order a coffee and say "I'd like a small coffee with milk and sugar" and then they reply back Hot Coffee? You should be legally allowed to climb over the counter and smack the shit out of them. Of course hot coffee. If I wanted an Iced Coffee, I'd say ICED COFFEE!........ NOBODY orders an Iced Coffee and just says Coffee. NOBODY!! Get with it Dunkin Donuts.
Finally, I know we are a lazy nation, but does it get any lazier than the @ symbol. It's the word "At". It's 2 Fuckin Letters!!! Do we need an abbreviated symbol for a 2 letter word??? I mean really come on. What's next the word "a" is going to be abbreviated to half of an a? Who came up with this?
RE: Dunkin Donuts. A -Why would the DD worker be named Khalid???? And B- I order Iced Coffee. C- if you want a hot coffee…just tell them that you want this: http://twitpic.com/1kye0n (HOLLAA!!!!)
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