Random Thoughts- August 12, 2011

Random Thoughts- August 12, 2011

       This week there have been riots in London that have destroyed businesses and neighborhoods throughout. All of this rioting is because police shot to death a man while they were arresting him.  So of course the answer is protesting that is to destroy the city.  Hundreds of people have been arrested for the rioting over the past week and they should suffer severe consequences. I doubt they will and that's why crap like this continues to go on. All of these animals who were arrested should truly be treated like animals. I say take all of them to the local zoo and lock them into cages with all the other animals at the zoo.  If they want to act like wild animals, let them cohabitate with the wild animals at the zoo. And if that doesn't work, then simply just kill them all.  Our society would be much better off without people like this.

       I am still trying to figure out what 1-877-Kars for Kids is all about. I've have heard the stupid jingle 5 billion times throughout the past few years, but what  is the company all about? I have no idea.  Am I supposed to give them my up and running car or am I supposed to give them an old broken down car?  Do I get my car back?  Why do kids need cars? Kids can't drive.   I am assuming they take my car and then drive  kids to field trips and stuff with the car.  Isn't that what they have buses for?   And speaking of buses, why is it spelled the way it is.  Why isn't there another s in the middle.  The English people over at the dictionary dropped the ball on this one.

       You Ever see a bus or some type of vehicle have a bumper sticker that reads "This Vehicle Stops for Railroad Crossings".  Well.............  Congratulations!   Don't all vehicles stop for railroad crossings?  Let me see a Train is coming, the big gate thing is down.... Yeah I would say it would be a good idea to stop.  I don't get why there is a point made of this.   Wouldn't a bumper sticker that reads "I use oxygen to breathe"  be saying the same thing?

     If anybody deals with elevators in their daily lives, here's one for you.  Don't you just want to strangle the people who press the button even though it is already lit thinking that if they keep pressing the button the elevator is magically going to come. So let's see, Im on the ground floor yet the elevator is on the 27th floor, but if I keep pressing this button, a magic spell is going to occur and the elevator is going to show up on my floor now!! Stop being impatient fuckos and stop pressing the fuckin' button.


     What's with the term "Homemade Soup".  This is supposed to be a selling point. Who the fuck cares where you made it? How about "Good Tasting Soup"  That's what I want to hear. I don't care if you made it at home or in your car while sitting in traffic,  I want it to be good!!  Homemade? So what happens if a Restaurant or Deli is all out of home made soup and somebody places an order.  Does Raul have to go take a bus back to the home and make some soup so that it is officialy home made?

       Finally, what's the deal with the rapper Pitbull?  First off why does he have a collaboration with like every artist.  Can't the other's find somebody better to associate with? Why does this dope have to say "Mr.Worldwide" like every 5 seconds in all of his songs. We get it. You call yourself  Mr.Worldwide. STOP SAYING IT!   Mr. Worldwide, yeah I'm sure you're huge in Cambodia and Ethiopa. Mr. Douchebag is more like it.