Random Thoughts- September 23, 2011

     Traffic was a nightmare this week in Manhattan due to people protesting the appearance of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  Why do people find the need to protest? What good does it serve? In most cases, all it does is hassle innocent people who have nothing to do with what your protesting about.  Ahmadinejad is going to speak at the U.N. whether you idiots are there or not, so you might as well go find yourselves jobs and go to them and do something with your life instead of wasting everybody's time and patience with your stupid protests. Protesting should be illegal.  I feel like starting a protest to protest this!  Who's with me? Oh wouldn't that be ironic.

     A fat guy named Martin Kessman is suing White Castle because he couldn't fit in to one of their booths.  Dude, if you go to White Castle and you can't fit in the seat, you're first course of action should be to STOP GOING TO WHITE CASTLE!  But no, let's sue. I deserve money because I can't get my fat ass into the seat.  White Castle even offered a fold out chair or other White Castle restaurants that have more adequate seating, but that wasn't enough for this fat bastard.  He needs his cheap pay day. Hopefully this fatso won't get a dime. 

     Dominos Pizza has a new thing called Pizza Tracker where you can track the status of your order from the time it gets out of the oven to when it is delivered to your door.   How about just delivering the fuckin' pizza on time!  Just concentrate on that. I don't need to know that it just got out of the oven or who is delivering the pizza. This is worthless information Dominos!! 

     More fast food fun. Dunkin Donuts during the summer has a promotion for their Iced Tea's.  Small, Medium, or Large Iced Tea. 99 cents for all sizes. Hmmmmmm A small is 99 cents, and a large is 99 cents.  I'll take the Large Khalid, thank you very much!   Also with Dunkin Donuts if you order a coffee and say "I'd like a small coffee with milk and sugar"  and then they reply back  Hot Coffee?   You should be legally allowed to climb over the counter and smack the shit out of them.  Of course hot coffee. If I wanted an Iced Coffee, I'd say ICED COFFEE!........  NOBODY orders an Iced Coffee and just says Coffee.  NOBODY!!   Get with it Dunkin Donuts.

     Finally, I know we are a lazy nation, but does it get any lazier than the @ symbol.  It's the word "At". It's 2 Fuckin Letters!!!  Do we need an abbreviated symbol for a 2 letter word??? I mean really come on. What's next the word "a" is going to be abbreviated to half of an a?   Who came up with this? 

2011 NFL PREDICTIONS

AFC EAST
1. New York Jets              12-4
2. New England Patriots    12-4
3. Miami Dolphins               7-9
4. Buffalo Bills                    3-13

AFC NORTH
1. Pittsburgh Steelers         12-4
2. Baltimore Ravens           12-4
3. Cleveland Browns           8-8
4. Cincinnati Bengals           1-15

AFC SOUTH
1. Houston Texans             10-6
2. Tennessee Titans              9-7
3. Indianapolis Colts             8-8
4. Jacksonville Jaguars        5-11

AFC WEST
1. San Diego Chargers        11-5
2. Oakland Raiders               8-8
3. Kansas City Chiefs            7-9
4. Denver Broncos               4-12

NFC EAST
1. Philadelphia Eagles          11-5
2. Dallas Cowboys               9-7
3. New York Giants             8-8
4. Washington Redskins       4-12

NFC NORTH
1. Green Bay Packers        12-4
2. Detroit Lions                   8-8
3. Chicago Bears                8-8
4. Minnesota Vikings          7-9

NFC SOUTH
1. Atlanta Falcons             13-3
2. New Orleans Saints      11-5
3. Tampa Bay Bucs            9-7
4. Carolina Panthers           5-11

NFC WEST
1. Seattle Seahawks           7-9
2. St. Louis Rams              6-10
3. Arizona Cardinals          5-11
4. San Francisco 49ers      4-12

AFC WILDCARD PLAYOFFS
#6 Baltimore over #3 San Diego
#5 New England over #4 Houston

NFC WILDCARD PLAYOFFS
#3 Philadelphia over #6 Dallas
#5 New Orleans over #4 Seattle

AFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
#1 NY Jets over #6 Baltimore
#5 New England over #2 Pittsburgh

NFC DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
#1 Atlanta over #5 New Orleans
#3 Philadelphia over #2 Green Bay

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#5 New England over #1 NY Jets

NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
#3 Philadelphia over #1 Atlanta

SUPERBOWL XLVI
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS VS. PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

SUPERBOWL XLVI CHAMPIONS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES